How To Access Blocked Websites At School

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Since people force you to attend school against your will, you’d think the least they could do was try to make it interesting while you’re stuck there, right? But no, they insist on blocking websites so that you can’t access them at school. They try to block everything they can find that might possibly be interesting, because the only things you’re allowed to do in school are boring. Never mind if you’re actually learning stuff on the internet – it’s not allowed, because it’s not boring enough.

Here’s how you can access blocked sites at school. First, you need to find a working proxy. This can be kind of difficult, because there’s a good chance the school has already blocked a lot of proxies. Every time they find one, they’ll probably block it. So if you find one you’d like to keep using, you have to also keep it a secret and be very careful about who’s looking when you’re using it.

When you find a proxy that isn’t blocked, you basically just type or paste the URL of the site you want to visit into the little URL box on the proxy, and then either hit Enter or push the button next to the box. Some proxies have other settings you can use, like enabling or disabling Javascript and cookies, and whether or not to encrypt the URL. It’s always a good idea to encrypt the URL, and you might want Javascript or cookies depending on what website you want to visit, and whether or not it requires either of those to function, or to log you in or something.

What is a proxy, and how does it work?

A proxy is basically just a website that visits another website on your behalf, loads the page, and then passes it back to you for your viewing pleasure. As long as the proxy is unblocked, it should be able to visit almost any website. Some websites might not work, depending on the proxy, though. Sometimes a website has too many fancy AJAX scripting that the proxy doesn’t support, or maybe the website itself has even blocked the use of proxies.

You can find a huge list of proxies on the School Proxy page. There’s a good chance most of them will be blocked, though, but there are over 8000 of them.

The best way to access blocked sites at school is by making your own proxy, though. This way you have full control over it, and if you can make one proxy, you can easily make another one if your first one got blocked. You can find some instructions here: How to make your own proxy.

You can also access blocked sites without using a proxy, but this won’t work for sites that use a lot of Javascript, or sites where you need to log in to get anything done. So, this won’t work for Myspace or Facebook, for example.

How to access blocked sites without a proxy

You can use translator sites, such as Google Translate or Babelfish to view pages. Also, using the cache of any search engine should let you read almost any page as well. There are some portable applications you can use that might allow you to use a special browser at school that will also automatically unblock things for you. This might be difficult depending on your skill level with computers, but try downloading Tor and see if you can get that to work.

17 School Pranks on Teachers

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Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We’re always looking for a good laugh 🙂

Here are 17 school pranks you can play on teachers:

  1. put a employeess wanted sign on the detention door.
  2. In a silent classroom, randomly start banging your head on the desk mumouring “no, no, no shut up get out get out” and when the teacher asks what the matter is just ask what they mean and look confuzed.
  3. make sex sounds and when the teacher looks round look at him or her blaming it on them
  4. In our School, we have Sport houses, and some teachers is elected to be the H.O.D of each department. anywayz, grad some spray cans (hopefully in your house color) and spray paint [your house name] RULES!! on the classroom of Another hod’s room.
  5. If you ever have to give a PowerPoint presentation take as long as possible…. For example, since it needs to be projected onto a big screen to the class can see it you must log into your computer to load it up, correct? “Accidentally” switch off the computer, and say it crashed on you, or pretend it won’t let you log in… when actually you’re just typing the wrong password. If you can get more than 1 person/pair of people to do this, it can lead to some serious wasted time. My hour was 3 days behind other hours because of the fact we got so many people to take their time or “mess up” the computer. 3 days behind = frustration for my lazy-ass English teacher.
  6. steal the remote for the TV from inside the teachers desk when they are not looking. in the middle of a very important subject turn on the TV on and do it again until they teacher has to go get the janitor or someone to “fix” the broken TV.
  7. when your teacher has his/her back turned, laughed in a weird voice, when he or her turns around look at the kid behind you. He get in trouble instead of you
  8. When ya guys gotta do a really (pathetic & insulting to your knowledge) activities expclaim loudly for the teachers to hear, “Oh, yah this is gonna keep the government off may back!” In an sarcastic tone (of course) Oh, just basically anything ya think would piss that Educational Figure of yours off!!
  9. when the teacher is writing sumthing on the board and not facing you , say her name in different vocies like u got to ask her sumthing and when she turns around act like nobody said anything , it works best if you get your buddies to help and if she asks or says stop blame it on ppl you dont like:p
  10. heres a fun school prank: take a universal remote and program it to the TV of the class that you are in, the once programmed, turn on your favorite Tv show and act astonished when the channels “mysteriously” Change and the TV goes on and off!
  11. Only do these if everyone in your class hates your teacher!!!!!: Get everyone together and start dropping pencils ar books at the same time u can even take that teachers book and make him search for it the entire class time.
  12. I have another school prank idea! If you have a band teacher like that take their instrument that they normally play and use some normal glue on the buttons, they’ll be so frustrated for hours but it will come off eventually (use superglue if you hate your teacher that much)
  13. When the teacher gives you work, sit there, don’t do anything and just blabber, like “bluduh!”
  14. For this you will need a coin. When you get that coin put it on the ground under the cafeteria tables. Then say to the person next to you ‘im going to tell on you’. When you go to the teacher or any other person thats watching over everyone, you point at the table that you are sitting at and say ‘i lost my coin’ this will make the person that you said to feel scared. Now you walk with the teacher and look on the ground suprised and say ‘oh look i found my coin, i guess it dropped out of my hand’ this will piss of the teacher and will let others do almost whatever they want.
  15. okay if you are either bored during any class and dont feel like watching the teacher blab about stuff then all u have to do iz fake faint but be carefull try your best not to laugh keep your eyes closed for at least 25 seconds but when u open ur eyes start to shout for help then shut up and look at every one in the room and say your confused and need to see the school nurse then all ur fellow class mates will be off topic and so will the teachers
  16. If your teacher is anal retentive about a classroom object, you could “borrow” it for a while. Leave ransom notes along with pictures. When you finally do return it, return it in a jello-mold.
  17. at lunch get everyone to be quiet by going “shhhhh” and then stand up and start slowly clapping, then get your friends to do it. (but you have to let people know a head of time. but dont tell the teachers)

Got any more school pranks you can play on teachers? Post them in the comments! 🙂

15 Funny High School Pranks

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Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We’re always looking for a good laugh 🙂

Here are 15 funny school pranks you can try:

  1. make the sounds and/or looks as if your, u know, turned on, as the teacher talks, like the grunting and the sighing type noises and the breathing and if the teacher ask you whats wrong, then u can say “oh i was just enjoying the pleasure of your teaching until you stopped, please continue”. I wouldnt suggest doing it more than once or maybe twice
  2. tap your pen, pencil or hands on the desk making a beat to every word the teacher says, and u can really get into by goin “yeah” or “oh yeah’ or “c’mon” or something between their words or sentences
  3. have a bunch of tiny paper scraps, like really tiny and put them in a thin straight line and move your nose over the line sniffing in like your inhaling (or actually inhale if u dont mind it goin up there)
  4. here’s another good teacher prank – if there happens to be a roll of duct tape near your desk or table while the teacher is just up front talking, grap the tape and hold it under your desk and rip it off loudly. Also, you can try to keep it silent and take long pieces and hang then from your desk and make like a spiderman web or something. As the teacher keeps talking just hold the tape under your desk and keep pulling off pieces. If its the loud noise, the whole class will hear and laugh or be distracted, while with the web it starts out with the neighbors then eventually everyone else will look at eachother or in your direction asking whats goin’ on. Or if nobody tells the teacher or they never notice, just leave it hanging there when class is done
  5. i have a shitload of pranks, bu i have a real funny one you can use at school. if a lot of the class get to class early, take the nail out of the hinges, and shut the door. the teacher walks into the class, and pulls the door off its hinges. this will be a guaranteed way to destroy a day’s worth of class.
  6. Ask the pricipal if he could let you swith two class rooms to teach the teachers a lessen. and the take pictures of the classroom. and the night that is planed ask for keys from the pricipal and go into the classroom and swich the classrooms to look like each other and when the teachers come in they will get frusterated and every one else should laph and the next nighe swith the class rooms back.
  7. Say you have a bladder problem and ask to go to the bathroom and if you want when you come back and the teacher ask say you had an accident and go to the office
  8. when you have a sub or ure ussuall teacher who loves to talk or was in military or something keep asking stupid ??? that they have to answer get several ppl to join in wasting all of class best to do in a subject you hate
  9. hang the teacher’s chair on the wall or on the blackboard, this is a good prank on teachers
  10. play football/baseball with old sandwiches
  11. explode a dung-bomb before class and when the teacher comes in gather all your classmates and protest that the teacher is forcing you to study in such unhuman conditions
  12. hide someone under the desk that’s most in the back of class…and make him make weird and funny noises and lett the teacher clearly see that no one is making them…it really scares them,believe me ,it was tested in my class
  13. gett a tampon..pour red paint into it and stick it on a door…alsow tested..it really pisses them off
  14. go from class to class and sing carols…and ask for money….be offended when u’re not given and asked to get out…tested
  15. at random times or when it’s too quiet…start making funnt noises or act like u have spasms….return to normal and act like nothing happened when the teachers turns to see what’s wrong

If you have some more funny high school pranks, post them in the comments. 🙂

School Prank Sites

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Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We’re always looking for a good laugh 🙂

First check some of these pages for some good prank ideas:

Then you can check some other prank sites for ideas:

If you have any more good prank sites or school prank ideas, post them in the comments! 🙂

10 Good pranks for school

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Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We’re always looking for a good laugh 🙂

Here are 10 good prank ideas for school:

  1. get 4 aromadillos and paint 1,2,3,and5 on them… set them loose and kick back while they search for the fourth one…if the treachers lock your class in a room sob loudly and say ur terrified of armidillos.. they cant send u too the office because ur too scared to go down the hall!!
  2. a fun school prank is to tie your shoe laces together with a mate tie it so tight that you cant get it undone and make sure your late and when you walk in you make tons of noise going ONE,TWO,ONE,TWO ans so on and if the teacher says untie them immediatly say ok and wait about 10 minutes and if the teacher says if you cant get them undone im going to have to cut them say never really loud an run out the classroom as fast as you can with them still tied together and yell ONE,TWO,ONE,TWO at the top of your lungs and run off and then come back when the you have untied them and walk into the classroom like nothing had happened before
  3. If your school sells birthday balloons in the school store buy one for your teacher (when its not their birtday) then spend time in class singing happy birthday, asking them how old they are, what their favorite birthday gift is, and soone they will talk about their birthday for the whole class period.
  4. If your in lunch an they serve sugar cookies, buy 2 of them. Get some salt and spinkle it on one of the cookies leaving one for you. Then hand the temperd cookie toa freind,foe
  5. One of the most affective prank that has been pulled among my classmates and me, was the old “stuck door”. The best period to this in would be English, History, Maths and language class. These are the most boring-I’m sure you’ll agree. You need to make sure that all members of the class are in the room and on time. Close the door and simply stick a chair underneath the handle. That way, when the teacher comes to open it, it wont open as the chair prevents it. The teacher will be acting like a lunatic and the caretaker will have to be called to take the door off the hinges. Quickly remove the chair when this happens or else you’ll get caught.
  6. if you hav an ag class and its a wet day with mud around get all muddy and then make out you sliped up and then you will get to go home for a shower and get new cloths
  7. When your getting dressed wear something with a graphic or colors on the front. Then at school make sure the teacher looks at you then when they turn around, turn your shirt 180 degrees so that the colors and stuff are on the back and the blank back is on the front. Do this multiple times switching from colored to blank.
  8. talk to your whole class and tell everybody to skip whatever class it may be. when the bell rings the teach will be sitting there all alone in the classroom wondering why nobody is there..hah! funny teacher prank!
  9. if the teacher calls on you for an answer or explanation (not a question, and also preferablly if it was voluntarily or you gotta have are good at coming up with stuff on the spot), make what you gotta say long and start out in your seat and evetnually work towards getting at the spot the teacher lectures from and start goin on as if youre the teacher. Continue as long as possible, either till you ran out of stuff to say, till the teacher sends you back to your seat or if you really can pull it then till the end of class
  10. if your teacher comes around to check your homework and you dont have it, start having a breakdown or panic attack of some sort, either make it look totally realistic if youre a good at that, or try to make it look really sarcastic if you aint so you can at least make it have meaning instead of just poorly faking it

If you have any more good pranks for school, post them in the comments. 🙂

Pranks on teachers

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Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We’re always looking for a good laugh 🙂

Here are some pranks you can try on teachers:

  1. When you walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.
  2. Before your science class starts, put a cooler that has “Human Head” written on top, on the front table. On the board write: “Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my desk for the part you would like to dissect” Actually put a sign up list on her desk
  3. bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn’t shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As you leave the class yell at the cactus “i can’t believe you embarrassed me AGAIN.” this is a fun prank.
  4. Ask permission for everything. Ask if it’s ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If you can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.
  5. Pass a note saying: isn’t learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.
  6. Write F _ _ k on your arm or binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives you trouble just say: “It doesn’t say a bad word”. Then fill in the blanks with a pencil or pen to spell words like “funk”,”fork”,”fink”, or “flak”. Then go to say:”you have such a negative outlook” and walk away.
  7. Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.
  8. Get into class, and turn your desk completely to the opposite of the teacher, or the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks you to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.
  9. when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P
  10. When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what you are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces
  11. After you get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher you lost your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.
  12. a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room or something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when you have to come in, say you’re having too much fun outside.
  13. When they give you homework, do it. Then the next day, ask questions aout every single problem. Get friends to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.
  14. Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to search for the one with a 3 on it, which isn’t there.
  15. Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.
  16. Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.
  17. put a sign on the door saying ‘new teachers needed’.
  18. bang your head on the desk (gently) and make noises like “no, stop that, get out of my head!” like your crazy or something.
  19. make weird noises when the teacher’s back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.
  20. hang up the teachers chair against the wall or door or blackboard.
  21. play sports with old fermented sandwiches or other food
  22. if the teacher checks your homework and you dont have it, fake a panic attack or go crazy.
  23. Say that you have an eye infection and that you won’t be able to do any work or study. If they don’t believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.
  24. Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. You can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak or something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.
  25. Ask stupid questions like “How are babies made”, even if you already know the answer. Then keep asking “why” to every answer the teacher comes up with.
  26. When the teacher gives you a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if you could get a new one instead.
  27. Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying “I still don’t get it”. Get a friend to help you with this one, then eventually you can say “Oh OK I get it now!”, and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.
  28. If you can speak more than one language, pretend you’re stuck in that language and can’t speak English anymore. So you answer all questions in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.
  29. Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. Or say you were just stretching your arm or something.
  30. When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that’s actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they’re done, yell something weird like “But I still don’t get it! How did the dinosaurs die out then?!”. Or you could yell something else like “But I still don’t understand how babies are made!” or “That still doesn’t explain why the sky is blue!” or “But where did Atlantis come from then?!”. Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.
  31. In the middle of class, start singing retarded things like the Teletubbies tune or something. Or act like you’re a Teletubby.
  32. When the teacher gives you a new assignment, yell out “That’s enough! Now I’m going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!”. Even better, make a protest sign with something like “UNFAIR TEACHER” written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.
  33. Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: “NOOO! You just killed Kenny!”
  34. Insist on calling your teacher by their first name, and if they ask you to stop, then insist that they refer to you as Mr or Miss (insert your last name here).
  35. If you don’t feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that you turned it in even if you didn’t. Maybe the teacher will then think that they lost it and give you a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.
  36. Tell the teacher you will no longer be requiring their services because you’ve decided you want to become a hobo when you grow up.
  37. Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him or her to prove it. Insist that you won’t blindly believe everything the teacher says and that you need proof.
  38. Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn’t their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.
  39. If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, or as sarcastic as possible. If you actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last second go all like “OH! Here it is!” and hand it in as if nothing had happened.

Got any more pranks on teachers? Post them in the comments! 🙂

Prank Ideas

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Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We’re always looking for a good laugh 🙂

Here are some funny school prank ideas:

  1. have your whole lunch table to go “shhhhh!!” and the people might get quiet then have one person stand up and start a slow clap. you might get in trouble. but it’ll be worth it.
  2. when you walk into class, grab a chair in front of the teacher, take off a shoe and start smelling your foot.Then stop, look at the teacher and offer your foot to him/her.
  3. what you have to do, by the way its not dangerous, you buy over 1,000 bounce balls, (u can get them from ebay) and when one of your several bells ring for a break or to go to another class, you and a bunch of people throw them down hard. They will hit the ceiling and go for a while, and everyone will join in. Its so fun. My friends and I did it:)
  4. when the teacher leaves the room take any notes and hide them somewhere in the room then when they come back they dont know what to do all day and will have to wast time looking for it.[works best in homeroom]
  5. On a day you get a substitute teacher, have your whole class switch names, and if you have to read out-loud get the whole class to pretend you can’t read. Like sound out every word. They get REALLY mad!
  6. When you have a sub take a cellphone and you or a friend ask to go to the bathroom and then take it with you. Call the school and ask to talk to the sub and say you are the teacher and you need to tell the sub something important. Tell the sub that you want to cancel the homework because you are not there to teach the class how to do it. this usually work best in biology, chemistry, or any kind of math. This usually works, but don’t do it to the same sub more than 2 times or in the same class.
  7. Talk about your teachers life. when she trys to talk back keep interupting her saying more stuff about her life(say thier husbands or cars) and if she ingores you ans starts teaching just keep talking to her
  8. Whenever a teacher is done explaining a project to you, raise you hand (or better, just yell out) “BUt i dont get it!!” they’ll explain it again, and just keep saying you dont get it. Then after you’ve done that a couple of times, ask stupid questions, things that you already know how to do by nature, that you never needed to learn. after every instruction they give say “but how do you do that???” it wastes the whole class and is a fun teacher prank 🙂
  9. when the teacher says line up pat him or her on the back and say good lesson and put a “kick me” sticky note on her back
  10. Tell everyone in your class to bring food on a certain day and throw a party without telling the teacher. When the ask tell him or her that you would have sent them and e-mail but you didn’t have there e-mail address. It makes ’em so mad.
  11. all you do is in a computer class you take the keys on the keyboard because they will come out so you take them out and rearrange them so when you type it will be sayin totally different letters then you tell the teacher then he has to fix the whole thing and you will get a free class
  12. when u have a substitute teacher, and they write their name on the chalkboard, erase/change their name slightly so that the other students screw it up and the sub may/may not get pissed off-it causes the sub to go off topic saying MY NAME IS NOT MR CRAPHEAD ITS MR CAPWEDD!!!(depends on mood.) also try switching names with someone else.(say your name is Jerry and your friends name is Justin. now you pretend to be Justin and get the sub teacher to call you Justin for the rest of the day/vice versa…) its really funny especialy when your sub has no clue whos name is whos after a while.
  13. here is a prank on teachers: get up in the middle of a test and yell to him/her that you like their pants. it is hilarious to see their reaction!
  14. Walk your buddys to their seats and insist on talking to their teachers about a sertain “situation” that —– seemed to be upset about(it normally wastes about 10 min. if ur good), then when the teacher insits you get to class walk up to your buddys seat and start doing the Perfect T.V. mom thing like “ok sweety now don’t trade your chocolet milk for soda again, and if this emily says you look like a one ugly mother fucker again, tell her its ok that she only has 7 dads” (do this as often as possible its rather entertaining…)
  15. Hide under your desk like you’re camping out and if your teacher notices, tell him/her “you’re invited if you bring me some pillows!”
  16. Post signs that say 3rd hour meet in library and the class will go to the library and the teacher won’t know where the whole class is

Got any more school pranks ideas? Post them in the comments! 🙂

51 Good Pranks on Teachers

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Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We’re always looking for a good laugh 🙂

Here are 51 good pranks on teachers…

  1. when you go into a class say that you have an eye infection and that you cant read or write and if they dont belive you tell them it can only be seen in a microscope.
  2. Conglomerate. It is the ultimate means of wasting useless class time. Teachers while on average being slightly mentaly incapacitated, do have the inherent ability to detect and penalise particular wasting time pranks. However mixing lots of diffrent ways confuses them beyond belief. The Teacher’s physce, again on average, is devoid of any ability to grasp the inert incongruiencies prevalent in our concept of time. Therefore a mere distracting of their logical lobe, can render them absolutly harmless. So gete as many kids as you can in on the act, and exploit as many of the above tricks as often as possible in one class. Remember you outnumber them so use that to your advantage. NOW PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS in classes where you can learn, or to teachers that do have your best interests at heart. I hate them too, but some do. But for those ignorant maniacle teachers who pride themselves on incoherent blather dole out as much abuse as possible. Trust me a well structured time waste of a class between many students can get them so confused a whole lesson could go out the window:)
  3. If your teacher ever gives you 5 free minutes at the end of the class or whenever the class gets LOUD, have you or one of your friends start in a whisper yelling a bad word and continue getting louder and louder untill your to are yelling. I’ve had great times doing this and it gets people laughing histerical.
  4. change the keys on your teachers laptop or a computer in school.
  5. Ask a teacher a question. Like, in health, ask a stupid question of ‘How are babies made?’ even if you’re in grade 10 😛 if the teacher says the whole thing go ‘why?’. Then she replies and go ‘why?’ again. And again and again and again.
  6. Have a sneezing fit while the class is silent then go blow your nose really loudly
  7. When we have subs we get people to distract the teacher and sit in the back and prank call taxi companies, kfc, burgerking etc. And when we are finished we yell humbugs and everone starts humming (could substitute words etc)
  8. when a teacher gives you a paper, smell it, and say “it smells funny. could i get a new one?”
  9. When the teacher assigns something long and boring like an essay, keep asking questions. It’s more effective when there is more than one person involved. For Example, raise your hand and say “I don’t get the assignment…” then after the teacher explains it over again say “oh.. okay. but i still don’t get…” and mention something they said. If someone else is involved have them ask questions after your done. For Example after the teacher re-explains everything, you say “Okay i get it now.” and your friend says “wait! what about *this*? i don’t get that part..” have more kids do it most people catch on and join in. It’s funny and it waste alot of time. You can’t get in troble becuase you’re just trying to understand the assignment. ;]
  10. get lots and lots of bouncy ball on gradation or any other time (have friends help) hand balls ot to people who are helping and then after first period (or after any other class time)and bonce on the hall flool and try to get other teachers involved as prank is going on so dont get in so much trouble
  11. When a teacher asks you a question, answer it in a language he/she deos not understand.
  12. Raise your hand in the middle of class, when the teacher calls on you, stare at them and don’t say anything, but continue raising your hand. See how many times they call on you before they get completely pissed, or move onto someone else.
  13. When a sub is about to start class insist that you are part of the school’s friendly student program or something and give every student in the class a high five and if the sub is gulible say you normally do the next class to.
  14. Stare out the window, when the teacher asks whats so interesting say you saw a rare bird or something remarkable, if you have a nice class they’ll all go rushing to the window
  15. Try dancing to lessons, and if someone asks you what you are doing, reply “im practicing”. Dance home aswell, if not too tired.
  16. Tired of teachers locking up bathrooms? Tired of having to hold your bladder till the end of the day? Here’s the solution: when the bathroom doors are open, use a surringe and stuff the keyholes with epoxy glue. Now the bathrooms will always be open for your use, at your convience!
  17. put a noisemaker in the teachers pocket or bag. Then ask them why they are making that noise. If they try to accuse you of doing it, then say it isn’t you, and that it is comong from their direction
  18. Everytime your teacher gives you work to do in class(homework too)say “I can’t ’cause I’m a hippie!”
  19. Alright. If you ever get called to the principals office, he will probably ask u a question like…”why did u do it?” WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?!?” When they do…stare ever so blankly at him/her. Not giving them any ounce of ur attention…this pisses them off
  20. Pretend to be asleep. Pisses off the teachers all the time. Keep on doing that and they will send you to the nurse. Nurse = Home.
  21. If your going somewhere during class and everyone has to wait for you, come 15 minutes late or something and say you went to the Nurse or student services or something. It does work, I’ve tried it!
  22. when the teacher has just explained somehting say y do you do that and keep saying it if the teacher says talk to me abaout it after class say no that wood be my own time you would be wasting and afterall your alloud to ask queastions in class!
  23. if your teacher is trained in the tribes proces then ask a question that will bring you in to the community circle you know the waste of time when the entire class awnsers a question in there own opinion. this works better with a big class
  24. Whenever we have a sub in our HPE class and they have to read the sport groups out we always annoy them. Usually the teacher will just say the first name so whenver the say it we say “who?”. For example if the teacher says Scott we say “Scott who?”. It usually drives them insane
  25. Go to school early, when it’s open but there are not many people. Normally at that time the classroom doors are key closed. Buy a packet of chewing gum, chew some, and stuck it on the classrom’s keyhole. Nobody will have class since nobody can enter the classroom! I did it once… it was great 😉 Or even better… Go 2 hours before the class period starts, when the school is still closed and stuck it… ON THE MAIN DOORS. Nobody will have class until somebody replaces the keyhole 😉
  26. Write silly titles/answers to the questions (eg. in Maths we were doing Standard Form, so I wrote Pointless Form). Then the teacher will write notes in your book about it. Get into a large discussion about it, and try to change the topic. If you know that won’t work, ask them what the words say, because ‘your handwriting is really bad, miss!’. It always works for me.
  27. When the teacher is explaining something really long and takes a lot of time to explain it and its rather simple, then yell out “I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND!! HOW THE HELL DID THE DINOSAURS DIE THEN?” or ask other questions that are COMPLETLY offtopic but still the same ball-park. Like ask a biology question in a chemistary lesson. I do this lots and it causes a lot of distress in favour of the teacher 😀
  28. In the middle of class in a retarded voice say i like tater tots
  29. in the middle of class, sing really annoying pop songs everyone will know (turning japanese, any bon jovi, etc.) really louad and get the whole class in on it
  30. Ask your teachers lots of questions about their personal lives. If it’s a Monday, ask them if they had a nice weekend; if there’s a book on their desk, ask them what they’re reading, etc. The key is to keep asking questions. Usually the rest of the class will catch on to what you’re doing and help you out with this. I’ve gotten teachers to spend whole class periods telling stories about their childhoods, hobbies, families, amd more. (But then, I have been perfecting this skill since fourth grade.)
  31. Every time a teacher gives an assignment yell loudly “DAT’S IT! I’m goin’ on strike!” Write a sign saying: “ON STRIKE! TEACHER UNFAIR!” Get up and march around the room holding the sign, or with it taped to your chest and chant “I’m on strike, teacher is unfair!” Try to get as many people to do these pranks on teachers with you as possible.
  32. Use the chalk to draw a smiley face in the middle of the room and when a teacher steps on it scream “YOU STEPPED ON BOB”
  33. get a fart buzzard and use it behind the teacher. when they look at you, wave your hand around and pretend to pass out.
  34. call your teacher by his/her first name, and then when they tell you to stop start crying
  35. During class stand up on desk and sing im a communist im a communist over and over
  36. when everyone is quiet and working and the teacher is grading papers at his/her desk, go up to the chalk board and lick it (the bad taste won’t last long) then yell with delight, “The snozberries taste like snozberries!” and continue licking.
  37. when your teacher says something smart, pretend to get angry stand up whack the tavle and yell SORRRRY NOW WE KNOW HERE DUMB BUT UR SUPPOSED TO TEACH US STUFF NOT USE BIG WORDS WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN U UUALESS OLD BAT
  38. Put red marker all over a napkin, if you have water add a little to make it look wet. Then say that your nose is bleeding and you can’t see straight, the teacher will let you and 1 or 2 other classmates go straight to the nurses office, so you won’t have to get a pass. So you can spen about 10 or 15 minutes doing whatever you want
  39. If your teacher wont let you use the bathroom, tell her you wet your pants, then go to the nurse for clothes and try all of them on, I’ve tryed this one, it wasted 45 minutes of time
  40. a rather effective way to gut out of class is to have a “accedent” and have to leve to the office bathroom. if ur alowed to have drinks in class then spill some water on urself so u have to go dry off. if ur not allowd to have drinks in class then brake a pen and get a googd amount of ink on ur hand and claim it had a leak so you have to go wash up.
  41. When your teacher gives you a large assigment, and you dont feel like doing it. When it comes time to turn it in and she he/she ask wheres yours at…you say i turned it in. and dont change your story and he/she will think they lost it. And give you a grade anyways cause they will think its there fault
  42. constantly ask stupid questions semi related to the topic such as in sose ask something like do you belive the grand canyon was carved by a dinosaur or do u believe in the city of atlantis if u get good u can waste away the whole class this way aslong as you go on about why they think that and that sort of stuff after
  43. tell teacher u dont need to be here because u want to become a hobo when u grow up
  44. Get several people in your class to ‘lose’ their pens. The teacher won’t have enough to go around, and will usually ask anyone else in the class to lend the offending students a pen. I’ve found that if you act stubborn, saying you need a certain color or what-not, you can waste up to 15 minutes!
  45. Whenever you turn in a a big essay or report, use a fork lift to bring it in and say “It required some heavy reading!”
  46. When the teacher gives handouts, rip them up into tiny pieces. 15 minutes later, ask for a new handout because you lost the first one.
  47. claim that ur teacher is a illegal immigrant and if he/she passes out homework u will call immigration on them.
  48. 1st get a lot of tacks, yes tacks. but they have to be the kind that look loke this -D then once u have enough stick them in the soul of your shoe so when you walk on tile you hear a clacking noise. then you can also tap your feet in class to make the noise. try to get other people to do it to. it drove my teacher of the deep-end.
  49. find out the teachers first name and tell everyone…then in the middle of class….someone in the back starts to chant his/her name…JOIN in…TRUST ME its AWESOME. THe principal came to our class because he heard us four wings away.
  50. ask the teacher to prove it every time she tells you something
  51. finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy”

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Funny pranks on teachers

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Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We’re always looking for a good laugh 🙂

These are some funny or silly pranks on teachers… some of them are not meant to be taken seriously. 🙂

  1. If You Get Sent out your class room, and the windows are tinted, put your face to the window hard, and make weird faces, be carefull when doing it with your nose, you might accidently Get snot on the window, Classic funny!
  2. pretend to faint(fall out of your chair and dont get up, or something) then “wake up” and ask “where am i?” in the middle of class. during an “important” lesson.
  3. When flipping pages in your textbook shake the paper loudly and make a whole lot of noise everytime the page is turned. Works best when entire class is reading a novel in English.
  4. when asked to write something on the board, clean it with your tougne first
  5. Come to school wearing shirts with obscene gestures (Preferably a home made t-shirt. Color: White. Write something like “fuck” or “shit” on one side and than “fuck” or “shit” on the other). If your teacher demands you turn it inside out you can either say no or flip it, revealing the second obscene gesture.
  6. when the instructor gives an assignment (preferably a large, important one), or gets you in trouble for the school “dress code”, the next opportunity you get, lift your arm out in front of you with the palm-side down and the fingers straight out, pressed together. say something that sounds at least vaguely German. be sure to include the words and phrases, “Heil Hitler!” and “furher”, and possibly “reich”.
  7. unplug either your keyboard or your mouse, both if you thing you can handle it. if someone sits next to you or behind you, when you get the chance, unplug theirs and plug yours in. if you do the mouse, you can make it randomly move when theyre trying to figure out why it isnt working. if theyre working on word, use the keyboard and type messages that are either completely random (i know you people can come up with something) or send them creepy messages such as, “i see you.” guranteed some kicks and possibly a punch to the face if they figure it out.
  8. Before the teachers get in, change all the locks on the lockers. That way nobody can get their stuff and the teachers will be unaible to start class. If you think you will get in trouble, just say people in a hihger grade might have done it, because they used the same lockers last year.
  9. if you know you’re going to be using an overhead during the period, draw a smiley face on the lens. after about the 4th time of trying to figure out where it is, they get PISSED!
  10. In FCS put salt in the sugar and baking powder in the flour.Makes for an interesting meal.
  11. When the teacher tells the class something disagree with it and tell them your way after youve done a couple of disagreements walk around the classroom on strike.
  12. raise ur hand when the class is silent and when the teacher asks u what is it just say “ha ha i tricked you” in a childish voice
  13. If you learn latin or are learning about the roman empire and learning about Caeser, start quoting Gretchens little speech from Mean Girls about how Brutus was just as good as Caeser leaving your teacher baffled. Try and do it almost as an outburst making it funnier.
  14. If u go to A SINGLE SEX SCHOOL then when you hAVE A LESSON with the opposite sex find a way to add sex into the lesson or how far you went with you boy/girlfriend .It really makes them feel uncomfortable!
  15. when you have to watch a boring video in class bring a universal remote. You can mute the movie or change channels
  16. Find a word that noone knows the definition of, and call people it, eventually everyone will use it as an insult and in the middle of class. A good exampled is “Goiter” a swollen thyroid.

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April Fool’s Day Pranks

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Hello and welcome, pranksters! If you try any of the pranks listed on this site, you really should come and tell us how it went on the forums here. We’re always looking for a good laugh 🙂

Here are some April Fool’s Day pranks (although they can work for pretty much any other day of the year as well):

  1. i hate fascist administrators.
    step one: make a red and white/black flag with the nazi image. make the school’s initials (for example, OGISD) appear beneath the picture.
    step two: raise the flag on your school’s flagpole, tying the rope about 8-10 feet in the air so that it is hard to reach and you cant bring it down manually.
    OR
    somehow find your way to the school roof, and hang the flag at an easily visible location, preferrably above the main entrance or facing a major road or highway.
    NOTE: this is a risky operation, and should be performed only at night after extinguishing the outside lights. make sure you go home before returning in the morning.
  2. get everybody to pretend its dress up week and have them dress up in pjs one day and so on..
  3. Get three chickens (or other small animal) from your local pet store and label them one, two, and four then release them on campus. The staff and faculty will go crazy looking for animal #3 that doesn’t exist. This might get everybody a day off.
  4. Organise a “late arrival day”… Come in late during first period at regular intervals.
    Example: Your class has 25 people, and the period lasts 45 minutes.At the beginning of the class there should be about 10 people. If the teacher asks where’s everyone else they don’t know. Have 3 people come every 5 minutes. They should excuse themselves with a story about a traffic jam. Remember, the intervals of people coming have to be long enough so the teacher will start talking, and be interupted. This works even better if several classes do this, because the school will believe there really was a traffic jam.
  5. im not in school anymore – got kiked out for a crime i didnt commit… but id love to see this done:
  6. aquire a small rodent, or rodents, and release them in rooms. all the girly-girls will go nuts with fear and the guys will try to show off and the teacher will be like: dont touch it!!!! lmao thats always a fun one. 🙂 glad to help out opressing the school!
  7. for computers classes : go to the desk top o nthe computer and click the print page key then open the word perfect and copy the desktop to it , then go back to the desktop and put all the icons in a file that is there ,the set the copy that you you have in word perfet as the new desktop < by doing thin it look like the computer is froze and even when they reset the computer it will stay there
  8. Sticing up posters about sports clubs that dont exist is funny becasue the teacher will have kids turn up not wanting them
  9. If your school has a dress code (Such as “no hats in school”) than come to school all wearing hats (Simple yet effective). If a teacher asks you to take it off or threatens to take it away than argue with your teacher. If you really want to piss the teacher off than bring an extra couple of hats. If you’ve got balls enough, than have male students come to school wearing skirts (Either over their pants or just plain skirts.)

Got any more April Fool’s Day Pranks? Post them in the comments here! 🙂

Here’s some more pranks you can try on April Fools, or any other day: Crazy / Silly Prank Ideas – High School Pranks – 51 Pranks on Teachers – Good Pranks For School – School Pranks on Teachers – More Pranks on Teachers – Funny High School Pranks – Funny Pranks on Teachers – April Fool’s Day Pranks – Prank Ideas – Senior Pranks